Please Don't Make Me Go!
 

Please write me a note to my students to excuse me from class :D

HaHa!! My kid was just griping about how unfair it is that she has to go back tomorrow and my classes don't start until Thursday. :D

Happy teachin' Lil!

Dear Ms. Lilith's Students,

We're sorry but your teacher will not be able to attend class today. Something's come up and she's really in a bind. She had some sausage caught between her teeth and no matter how much she blew or sucked she couldn't get it to come free. She tried to take matters into her own hands but she just managed to get pricked in the end.

ha ha! Some of them are 13. They would get that^^^^

dear lost boys,

mrs. lil is tired of your crap. she says she isn't comming back til you behave and learn how to play nice and keep your teeth to yourself.

ps. all that is actually baloney. she loves you all very much and is working her ass off to make sure you don't grow up to be convicts.

[verklempt]thank you[/verklempt]

:x:

Dear Students,

Mrs. Lilith will be there bright and early but please take note that the newly installed peekhole is not useable at this time because it is now covered with a calendar. :p


Sincerely,

WildIrish

Lmbfao

Lilith,

So what did you learn in school today?

That it's a bad idea to drop a light fixture into the new turtlequarium.

Ooooooooooooops! :eek:

Be proactive and get it replaced with an electric eelquarium.

:sad:

:yikes: Hope the turtle is recovering from the shock of it all! :yikes:

I'm sure the turtle was happy to have some new stuff in the tank.

I'd heard that the furnishings were a bit sparse.




















I mean sparks. :p