Even though I pick Ninja...
 

in the great Ninja vs. Pirate internet debate, tomorrow is National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

So to kick it off early.

Avast ye scurvy dogs I shall plunder your booty!

Yar!

Arrr, learn t' talk like a pirate with this trusty translator Gar. :D


http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php

Shiver me timbers...I missed the celebration!

Nay, Lixy, ye be mistaken. Today be the big day!

And ifn ye do keep a sharp e'e, ye just might be buggered!

is it just me or does talk like a pirate day seem to come about 6 times a year.


arrrr. we've been hornswaggled, maties ... send the scurvy dog to davey jones!

I'd love to celebrate with you, but it's prohibitted here. :(

Sorry I'm late mateys, but I was made to walk the plonk.