this should clear things up
 

uh...what's sploshing?

and if you need some pillow talk ideas. or want to know how to advance the conversation

(i had to copy the pic into paint to read most of 'em but it was worth it)

It's still confusing. Isn't it easier just to things as is. Women blame the men, men say we're sorry even if we're right, and we all live happily ever after. Or have I just seen way to many sitcoms?

I like that colorful one. My tendency is that one just left of the center one right above the lower pink and red areas, and the blue-green. :coffee:

if you're watching fifties sitcoms, then yes.:D

Covering one's self in food for erotic stimulation. May also include covering one's partner in food, and/or eathing the food off of the other.

"Gun play" comes under the category of "erotic explosions"? :roflmao:

ty!

i have totally sploshed! i'm dirty

Is it ok if the animals noises (the sheep's baah in particular) are made because it's the only noise said sexual partner is capable of emitting?


Hypothetically speaking, of course. :brows:

Frankly, this is one business model that would have been better left alone.

And I thought I was confused before...

I didn't see anything on the list about leaving someone alone. Sorry, that's non-compliant behavior. :p

Speaking of which, I was just having that conversation.

I want to tie Mrs. WI to the bed, go make a sandwich & watch some tv...is that wrong?

only if you don't put cheese on it.

Phew! Then I'm ok.


I started to worry when I decided to use rye even though she was hollering something about a batard.

Wild, please tell you didn't actually do that. I mean, it'd be rude not to ask if she wanted anything. You were going to the kitchen after all......