Knicknames
 

I love it when my hubby calls me goofy or sexy pet names or knicknames. What do you like to be called? And what do you take offense to?

I call my guy "luvbug" (he cringes) he prefers "Oh God yes Oh God."

Surely someone out there has a petname more embarassing....... I hope!~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Nicknames, huh? Ok...
 

Well, I've been called "Don's Top" over and over... been called "Wezra condom?" ... been called "Seriously Overdressed" on occasion... been called "Lyle Downnow" a few times... was once called "Thetwontfitthere"...been called "Jerkinoff?" a few times, but I was just working out some kinks for the main event at the time... (note here: too much of that can cause a guy to scream out his own name during orgasm... not a good thing) but the one name I am called that I love the best is LOM... the Lecherous/Loquacious Old Man.

...and besides... it makes such a great humming sound... ;-)




~peace~

Nicknames can be a pain.I once had a customer paying me for
work on his motorcycle.He was making out a check;and said:"How
do you want this made out?Tom Ahern?(my real name)I said yes.
He said:"I tried to find Irish in the phone book.I couldn't and you're supposed to be next best."Little did he know that I am both people.The next batch of business cards said:Proprietor&
Head Mechanic--Tom(Irish)Ahern to avoid confusion.More people
(in the motorcycle lifestyle)around here;know me by"Irish."My
chopper was black imron paint with kelly green pinstriping.On the
sides of the"dished"gas tank;it said"Irish"in freehand kelly green
letters! Irish

My wife calls me Legs.

Nubian---Maybe your wife likes to eat chicken and legs are her
favorite part! Irish
P.S.Always look for the good things in life!I hope that you are
"Finger-licken Good."

No.

OF
 

By NO do you mean that you do not have a knickname more embarassing? If that is indeed the truth then I (the one who apparently comes up with the most humiliating knicknames) will just have to think up one for you.......... Maybe instead of Twinkle Toes it could be Twinkle Tongue (in honor of you being a cunning linguist ;) ) ~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Twinkle-Tongue
 

Lilith,

Back to the SOFA and I'll remind you why the taste buds are

on the top of your tongue.

No means never had any nicknames in bed except

"Oh Goddddddddddddd"

No regularly used nicknames I recall
 

I do remember getting an unexpected phone call that when I answered I heard “I want to talk to the tongue”.:eek: Being totally out of the blue, my startled mind was attempting to make sense and recognizing the voice didn’t happen.
I said “who are you calling?”:confused:
“Just tell the tongue I’m on my way over.”
Dawn strikes as I smile and tell her “I’m sure he’ll be home when you get here”.:p :D

I get that call every once in a while now. Does that make The Tongue a nickname?:rolleyes:

Re: The Tongue
 

Hmm... I'm getting these mental images of a comic-book hero by the name of The Tongue:

"Faster than a speeding bullet, hotter than molten lava, and wetter than the Pacific Ocean... He can spread women's legs with a single glance... leap tall bedframes in the blink of an eye... cause spontaneous sensual explosions just by passing by..."

Ooooooooooh.... *swooning* My hero........

:D :D :D

--- sweetstuff

I know my *third* leg is her favorite. He he he.:p :p

I call Souls Tripod it's great he blushes.... it's so much fun to make him blush...

Always Kyttn

That is the point
 

I think that is the greatest thing about sexy knicknames...like a private joke. Perfect for causing blushing and great distress in front of others ;) ~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

PR---"snuck-ems"?I wasn't going to say anything but I can't get
that vison out of my mind! Irish
Nubian---Congratulations on the "Third Leg."Most people shun
people with disabilities.It's nice to know that your wife isn't one of
them.