The Neverending Story
 

I've noticed alot of really GOOD writers on this Board, so here's a game, nay a challenge, to everybody: I'm going to start a story, where it goes is up to all of us here at Pixies. I only have one rule:
NO HOGGING! By that i mean give everybody a chance. Please post one message, then wait for others to add to our work before posting another. Ok? Here goes:


It was a dark and stormy night.
A shot rang out.
A woman screamed.
A ship sailed into the bay.

(Trite, I know, but that too is part of the challenge)

A splash was heard as a body hit the water.
Down, down it sunk into the inky blackness of the river.

Within seconds the darkness was pierced by the flashing lights of a Police patrol car.

As Captain Dan's car pulled up to the desolate marina, his instincts warned him he was not quite alone. After bringing the '99 Caprice to a stop and calling his location in to the dispatcher, he warily opened the door of his car and slowly stepped out into the wind driven rain.

Aboard the ship Peg-leg Pete strained his eyes into the rain. The lights on the harbour side refected in the dark water, their duplication disturbed only by the gently bobbing corpse.

"What can I do for you" asked Pete, as the captain slowly made his way across the narrow dock, careful not to slip off the side and into the rising water.

The Captain hitched his gunbelt, checking that the .44 magnum was close at hand. "I warned you last Sunday about letting "Inflatable Annie" going skinny dipping in our harbour."

"Now walk the plank and go fetch her!" As the Captain aims his .44 to the poor Pete's crotch......

Meanwhile, at the mansion High on the cliff over looking the bay, Our heroine, Divinity, stops screaming in delight. "Oh, Do that again lover, do that againnnnnn."

Marcel, to Divintity's delight, again balanced the "Weeping Nun"

dildo on his nose as he hopped aroud the room like a rabbit.

"That is so funny, lover. Know any other tricks?"

Meanwhile, lounging in the hot tub, Shane passed the joint to his girlfriend; a seed popped, sending sparks out which caught her hair on fire. Shane was confused, until he heard the voice of Wayne Newton from the stereo, telling him what to do... "Dunk her, Shane..."

sorry bout that...

So Shane, being stoned as he was, believed that Wayne Newton was directly communicating with him through the stereo. He tried to dunk his girlfriend, but being that she was a BBW, and he's but a 90 pound weakling, he wasn't able to lift her.....

Marcel, turned at the sounds from the tub room unbalancing the dildo on his nose, it fell to the floor. He stepped back but slipped on the vibrating instrument, flailing his arms wildly he fell through the screen knocking the stereo into the tub. The resulting power surge blacked out half the city at precisely the same time that Peg-leg pete decided to rush Captain Dan...in the darkness a shot rang out

Bodies blindly entwined as they fell in the water. In the

distance "Inflatable Annie" bobbed, her fixed smile seeming to

mock her pursuers. Divinity clutched her Nun to her as Marcel

looked for the ice and candles.

soon to be "double Peg Leg" Pete, bleeding profusely from the mangled stump of his headless penis kicked away from Captain Dan and grabbed inflatable Annie for support.

Captain Dan was struggling to stay above water as from the harbour a white pointer shark smelled blood and was drawn to the police man thrashing about.

Patrolman Aquacop screached to a halt on the dockside riding his police motorbike in response to Captain Dan's back up call

Patrolman Aquaman looked across the water at the

tableau unfolding before him. A frenzy of teeth, teeth and more

teeth met his gaze. Two men sitting on an inflatable rubber doll

as Neil, the great white shark played water-polo with Pete's

severed willy.