And sometimes flying monkeys visit Cleveland and smear rotting fish in someone's furniture (lol "Another Postcard" by the Barenaked Ladies is on now . . . it's about receiving monkey postcards )

I purchased a book for $2 today --If I Died, Would You Marry Again?

Description - This looks at the big issues of married life, through the everyday conversation of married people. Not the issues of politics, religion, sex, but the really important things such as: Where did you put my car keys? There was a parking space back there. Do I look OK in this dress? What do you do all day? and other equally important phrases.

It was designed to look old school but I think it's fairly new (I can't find a year on the stupid thing).