See, I'm something of an extrovert.

And I've always been partial to the Vikings. Take any organs as are useable, and then load me onto a real flash boat. Send me off into the see..... and have a hot chick shoot a flaming arrow onto it and watch as it erupts in flame.....

YEAH! That's the way ta' go!!

'cept probably not legal, and the paperwork for getting a flaming-arrow-license probably wouldn't be worth it.

So dispose of me cheaply, environmentally, and in any way that makes the peeps still alive happy.
CasperTG.

PS Please make sure I die AFTER getting laid. Spent my whole life frustrated, don't want that in the afterlife as well....

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

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