oh have i!

I foolishly went to a sex shop looking for something fun to liven it up (such as chocholate penis's etc)... but after the guys initial assumption that i looked like "the sort of guy who would want the video isle" it just all went downhill. His colourful discription of 12 ways you cold use "lube" further confirmed that he had not got the full idea behind a secret santa. Who he thought I would fit the mains powered vibrator into my budet i have no idea... even though it reduced in price four times as i walked out the door.