Anyone want a ride??

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.


I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.


I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy


(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes


I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy


Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,


(Indian voice)
White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.


I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy


My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.