My in-laws gave me mononucleosis
( http://www.giantmicrobes.com/maladi...ingdisease.html )
and sleeping sickness
( http://www.giantmicrobes.com/calami...ngsickness.html ).

Sleeping sickness is a lot more cute than the pic on the web makes it out to be.

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