What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies


Night folks