GUTS or BALLS ?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to set the record straight, the definition for each is listed below ..

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say: "Get ready, you're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject

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