Simpsons:

Lisa: Gross, how long has this box of baking soda been in here??

Marge: I don't know, came with the house.

Bart: Hey Homer, bet you five bucks you can't eat the whole thing.

Homer: 5 bucks, make it 50 bucks!!

Lisa: I will call poison control

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