Oh woe is me.......I am walking through this forest with my picnic basket and I am heading towards Grand-Mama's house.

*oops! Did I forget my panties again????* (Pumping up the volume here ladies!) OK...back in character.........

I just know she'll love these goodies I have prepared. Holy frieolies! *making the aghast look*......Is that a "Big Bad Wolf"?.....(or is my ass a piano?)

OK....these stories are pretty boring without my narration.......back in character again......

I do so hope that a Pixie type lumberjack will come and save me before the Big Bad Wolf comes and eats me all up!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!....."Hi ya wolf, buy me a drink?"

Hey.....a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! In other words......Any port inna storm!!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~