.....As funny as a Fart in an elevator..........Not impressed

.....Laughing like a tin of worms coming home from fishing.. very happy

....Corners like a Cat on carpet......(pertaining to vehicles traction)

....Not this little black duck.....Not Bloody likely!

...Up shit creek in a barb wire canoe...in a lot of trouble

....What are you going to do when the monkey wants it's arse back...said to an unattractive person

....That's a club lock situation....someone need an up slap to the head

..dry as a dead dingo's donger....very thirsty

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Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

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