OK.......Well.........let's try this then!

Oh woe is me...........I am sitting on this......um....this tuffet thingy (whatever that is...I don't think I ever sat on one!) and I am eating this delicious.......ah...um.....curds and whey stuff (Blah!) and lo and behold I see a great big spider suspended from what looks like nowhere spindling down from this silky string coming out of his ass (as far as I can tell). Oh I do so hate spiders...they scare the bejesus outta me. I hope a big, strong Pixie type farmer (?) will come along soon and save me from running away before I can finish this really delicious goop I am munching!

I gotta tell ya...I love this thread! Now help us damn it!

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