Having completed the flute tune, Dicksbro stands up ... gives the fair maiden a mushy kiss and says, "Harken, I hear yon plaintive call from a damsel in distress (distress is another word for sheep poop). Her knickers are drenched and need changing and her feet need washing."

Driving next to that yucky pond, Dicksbro uses the super hero crane to reach out and pull our fair Lixy to safety. (He sure didn't want to wade in )

"I've solved the problem of your father. Once we've celebrated the rescue, I'll pad thy lovely bottom with this finely crafted pillow." The pillow is much like a chastity belt, but with a one number (four) combination lock. It was safe from dad, he could only count to three.

Turning on Bolero in the rescue vehicle, Dicksbro proceeds to celebrate the rescue. He's heard to say, "I love this hero stuff!"