i had me a girlfriend
but i guess she just couldn't compete
with all these love starved women
who keep clammoring round my feet
i probaly could find another
but they're all in awe of me
thats ok i never get lonely
because i value my own company

oh lord its hard to be humble
when you're perfect in everyway
i can't wait to look in the mirror
i get better looking each day
to know me is to love me
i must be a hell of a man
oh lord its hard to be humble
but i'm doing the best that i can

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i'm funnier looking