db.......Me thinks thou haseth entirelyth tooeth mucheth timeth on thy handseth!!!!! (spell check, damn it!)

I really don't think I have enough water content left in me to pee anymore!! ROFLMFAO.....all too long!

(outta character..........db.........you have missed your calling! You have got to share this humor with the world! I haven't laughed so much in so long........ok...since the days of doing windowpane acid! That's been a longggggggggg time! And this is funnier than anything I have ever laughed at back then!)

Here we go..........

Oh woe is me! What the hell is this plum doing on my thumb? All I said to Momma is, "Oh dear Momma, I would so love to have a plum pie!" I remember Momma handing me a slice and all of a sudden I have this plum stuck here on my thumb. And what the hell does S&M mean? What time is it anyway? OMG.....My butt is killing me! Holy Moly.....that ain't no plum! Oh gawdddddd.....I need a superhero to figure this out!!!! Momma??? Am I still a good boy???

(outta character...........ok...I did say earlier I was running out of tales!) LMAO!

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