Oh Alas! Myne Heroic...um...hero...is coming to save me from my...um....evil, frigid stepmother and stepsisters...yeah...okay. I musteth calleth upon thyne Fairy Godmother to maketh him a new outfit because hisith tights and patch are justeth not only a fashion catastrophy-eth, but they could be used as ninja-eth weapons at this point from the crustiness of all that golden jizz-eth. Maybe-eth.....Armani?