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Originally posted by dicksbro
"Aye lass, thou speakest of Murphy's need for gold to satisfy the evil Telephone villan."
"But, but ..." Sugar stammers ... "but, golden cum?" There was a strong sense of disbelief in her words.
The prodigious flow now subsiding, DB shakes his monster meat while continuing ... "Yes, my lady, my createth mind worked feverishly on this adaptation for the VMAX wonder pill. Now, take this bucket to the Telephone villan and give it to him. His surprize will no doubt be more than most can imagine (how often have you been handed a gallon of golden jizz) and while the shocketh stuns him, flippeth the button on the right and restoreth Murphy's phone."
Amazing stuff isn't this. Sugar sat back spellbound. "Golden cum, golden cum ... OMG ... golden cum."
"Fair maid is still speechless. No doubt surprized by the ingenuity of her super hero. Now, DildoDiva, HERE I CUM!"
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Oh, WOE IS ME!! Our SuperHero has cum and gone leaving his tights behind....and leaving his tight behind exposeth'd to the elements!! "Be careful not to sitteth on any cold seats!!" the Fair SugarSprinkles calls after him.
OH WOE IS ME!! I needeth Golden
COIN , not Golden Cum!! I tooketh the gallon of Golden Cum to the Telephone Villian. The Villian looketh't at it and asketh't
"What the hell is this?? And how the fuck do you think this will pay a phone bill?"
I began to wail "OH WOE IS ME!! MY superhero, DICKSPRO generously gaveth all this wonderous Golden Cum unto me so that I mightest bring it to thou to payeth Sir Murphy of MO's telephone bill. And now thou refuseth to accepteth it!! What's a poor Damsel to do??"
The Telephone Villian replied "First of all, quit talking in that stupid Fairy Tale talk!! Nobody talks that way anymore, especially out here in these hills! Next, get you ass outta here with that damn bucket of cum...........and bring us 10 Barrells of Golden
COIN ! And don't cum, err...come back without it!"
SugarSprinkles begins to weep and wail (that's Fairy tale talk for bitch and moan). "What oh what am I to do??? I can not payeth Sir Murphy's telephone bill! The Telephone Villian will not accepteth Superhero Golden cum. Yea verily, I must continue to doeth without visiting with Sir Murphy online! I do so misseth his wonderful e-male..uhh e-mail. And on top of that, my hormones rageth out of control!! I am over-sexeth'd and under-loveth'd!! I NEEDETH some serious SEX here!!! Where oh where is a SuperHero without his tights when I needeth him??? OH WOE IS ME!! WOE IS ME!!!"
