'cum over here, snackboy. I have a sick husband who won't go near me, and I need some love. The best solution in the world for cramps.

Oh, and I'll take some of that blueball stuff, too.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney