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Old 09-07-2002, 07:15 PM
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SS and Lixychix: ROTFLMAO and LSHIPMP!

From the Ozark hills come that familiar cry of "WOAH MULE, WHOA MULE" *WHAM!* "WHEN I SAYS WOAH I MEANS WOAH!"

Leaving his broken baseball bat balanced between the dazed mules ears, our hero strides toward the damsels...."Fear not I'LL save y'all"....and sizing up the situation he takes The bucket of golden cum from sugarsprinkles and holding her hand they enter Lixy's bus, where he sets the bucket down, deftly catches the juggling balls from Lixy and drops them one at a time into the bucket. Setting Sugarsprinkles on the seat next to Lixy, and standing fully erect he declares "Now that that's taken care of, how else may I help you laides?"
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