Found this e-mail from a friend of mine today:

Saw this on Freecycle and thought you might know of someone who would
be interested. Call me ASAP
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My husband is in the military, and they use to use this coffin to
practice for funerals. He brought it home a few years ago when they
were getting rid of them at work. We've used it for a halloween
decoration and my husband has always wanted to make a cooler out of
it. Just never took the time to do it. It's heavy and you will need
two people or a dolly and a truck to move it. We are moving and can't
take it with us. I'm in the 21230 area.

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