03-28-2006, 09:37 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Originally Posted by cleman44123
Well I've drooled all over my hard cock then placed it in a plastic bag and stuck everything in between the sofa cushios while kneeling in front of it. Felt pretty dang good.
Also used a piece of warm but uncooked bacon and stroked myself with it. Felt great as well (make sure you wash good with soap afterward though)
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I am passing on coming over for brunch at your house.
Bacon, huh.
*trying so hard to leave comment there and not say anything else.
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