I remember when ...

You had to put a bee in a clamshell to shave.

The boss pulled the tail of a bird that would scream to announce the end of your work shift.

Your feet were your car brakes.

The wild boar under your sink was your garbage disposal.

A dinosaur was a crane ... and also your pet.

You had to use a fish bone to comb your hair.

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