Lil,

My SO asked her friend Basil who also thought I was a bit pompous.

Rosemary disagreed but didn't have the thyme to put it on paper.

She said that that I was just trying to curry favour, but I was just being a dill and

would probably rue the effort. When I got back from my leek, I mint to apologise but

Olive wouldn't listen so fennelly enough I felt sorrel . Anise wouldn't help so I tarri-gone.

It's not pretty but it'll have to do for the moment.

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