Dannyk---FYI---There was a previous thread;on here;that had alot of them.Most were horrible;funny types;but you might find some good ones there?
Thinker---If your opening line was so good;why are you still a virgin? Irish
P.S.Don't give me that"I'm saving myself;until I get married";line!
C.K.---I like yours!It's one of the few; that I haven't heard.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)