09-21-2002, 04:51 PM
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The Pimp-Hued Hillbilly
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Grove
Posts: 709
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"Did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?"
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"Is that a keg in your backpocket?"
Girl looks behind herself, says, "No, why?"
"Cuz I'd really like to tap that ass."
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"You feel like you might have a fever. Let's get you off your feet and get some dick in you right away."
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"Hey, baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
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