5 years. Congrads PF.

You are not old until we have to lock the door and keep it lock because you are wandering. Depends is another sign. Until then, may you find as many panties as your heart can stand.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey