this isnt a sex thing but its a warning
once on holiday mrs k decided to be extra nice and put tooth paste on my toothbrush
well after 30 seconds i started thinking this stuff is horrible it tastes like oil and isnt getting foamy
so i ask mrs k what tooth paste she put on "the one with the yellow label " she replied
i picked it up to read on the label
SUNTAN CREAM AHHHHH shes trying to kill me
so the warning dont trust anyone else with anything that goes in or around ya body