Top Ten Surprises In Bob Woodward's New Book


10. Bush financed the war by selling White House china on eBay

9. Instead of pursuing Al-Qaeda, CIA agents originally pursued Al Pacino

8. President's military strategy based on reruns of "F Troop"

7. Bush's plan: To fix this mess by the end of his third term

6. Says both Bush and Clinton could have done more to prevent the new Kevin Costner film

5. Frequent use of the word "Brangelina"

4. The nude fold-out of Donald Rumsfeld

3. Iraq insurgency began when local affiliates started broadcasting "Yes, Dear"

2. Book chronicles Condoleezza's futile attempts to get laid

1. Bush lost focus on Iraq because Congressman Mark Foley wouldn't stop sending him inappropriate e-mails

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