Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You


10. He spent three hours interrogating your kitty

9. You turn up the thermostat and hear your supervisor scream from the air vent

8. Every morning, some guy puts a new roll of film in your fichus

7. Powerpoint presentations include photos of you flossing

6. Greets you in the elevator with, "Boy, that was some call from your urologist"

5. The "O" on your keyboard looks a lot like his eyeball

4. Keeps repeating the same phrase: "Please speak directly into my pants"

3. His screensaver is you in the men's room

2. When your wife wears a negligee, his voice comes out of the lamp asking, "Is that new?"

1. Advised you to get that mole on your ass looked at

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