We need to talk osuche. I have lots of warm baths. A few a week during the winter. I can safely say that my baths are not better then sex. Granted it has been awhile since I have had sex. My baths are enjoyable and relaxing, but better then sex? I'm not sure about that. Maybe we should swap notes on the pleasures of bathing?

__________________
--------
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey