My town is having it's annual turning on of the holiday lights get together downtown tonight (even though the lights have actually been on for the last couple of weeks) so I'm throwing together a pot of potato soup and the old stand-by chili in hopes that my friends will want to get the hell out of the cold and come back and watch college football.

I'd hate to have to play the "I was just in the hospital two nights ago, I think I'm going to head back to my place so this doesn't turn into pneumonia," card but I'm not too proud to break it out if I have to.

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An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

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