False, sort of. First night of my freshman year at college I ended up wandering the halls of my dorm butt naked, drunk looking for beer. Turns out it ended up on video and was shown to me the last week of my senior year.

I've never lost a set of keys.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus