Nope, I've never lived in Maine. Never even been there.

Yes, I have exposed myself in public. Lots and lots of alcohol combined with the fact that I was young and stupid and there ya go.

I have never gone off the high dive at a swimming pool.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus