I go to Barnes and Noble about twice a week, it's my night out
W/o the kiddies, hubby takes over........

Anyway, I was dressed and ready to go in one of my low-cut
tops and push-up bras and hubby said I was going to see my
B&N boyfriend (it's our little joke). I mentioned that I show him
my tatoo, and that if he was good I'd show the whole damn boob.

Tha'ts when hubby said I should go up to the cafe counter and
pull up my shirt, bare my breasts and say, " Don't bother with the milk, I brought my own..........

How many offers do you think I'd have gotten with that one ?????
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