scary
I am a little unhappy seeing this thread again.
But time moves on, and so have I.
This is going to provoke comment, and so be it.
It really matters not one wit to me if you think these are accurate numbers, but I KNOW they are the result of my best efforts.
So I have sat here for some time, sipping my pinot noir, (about 4 glasses worth) and I am feeling resolved.
I am drunk, and therefore brave. (Mary Kay Place)
After all, I chose my life, and I revel in it. I love having sex, and have no issues internally with it, I just hate to actually set down the numbers for others to see.
(Last time I got nervous, and editied the entry, putting in ** where I had put numbers, but now I am older, more educated (YES!), and maybe a tiny bit more mature, sexually.
Besides, I suspect there is an emotional catharsis to come from this.
Sooooooooo...
Disclaimer; all numbers are at best educated guesses, with lots and lots of overlaps. I mean, most of the time I fuck a guy the "regular" way before we do anal. (though there are exceptions *smile*)
Oral sex, giving and receiving, (to orgasm, not brief sucks as a prelude to more intense things) over 400. (that is an honest, if a tiny bit conservative, guestimate)
Manual sex, receiving, (being fingered, fingering, and other forms of genital stimulation, such as handjobs) about 150.
Anal Sex: (yum) about 30, which includes about 15 double penetrations.
(You thought it would be more, didn't you. I am very selective about who gets to go there)
There are some practices that are hard to classify, including variations on frottage, such as lap dances that resulted in one of us orgasming, booby fucking (not too much, as I am woefully underdeveloped in that area) various fettish encounters, and some extreme practices such as bukkake and its' variations. So, I will say maybe 70-100.
OK...
Vaginal intercourse: I'm guessing, but due to a HUGE change in lifestyle, (attending "swinger" and BDSM parties, and yes, I finally took the plunge, so this number is including some truly fantastic gangbangs) more than 350.
God, it feels so good to finally do this!
Let the insults come, I 'm ready!!!
"slut", (yes, so what?) "whore" "cunt" "nymphomaniac" "sex addict"
I have been called all of the above since I discovered sex, and while I am happy to be a slut, I am none of the rest. I have a therapist who says so.
I mean, I have issues, (issues? fuck, I have a whole subscription!!) But I am NOT a "whore", (not in the business of providing sex for money.) I HAVE a cunt. Doesn't mean I AM one, (I don't particularly care for that term, I prefer "pussy" "twat" or the more medically acurate "vagina")
My therapist says I am not a nymphomaniac. Or a sex addict.
So pooh on you who have problems with my life and they way I live it.
"I have a life, not a lifestyle" (George Carlin)
"Going to go nap for a little bit." (Ronald Regan)
Bye bye
Linda
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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"
---Margaret Cho
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