Last might I was over at my sister's house. I had dropped off there Christmas presents before I left on my trip. Last night my 9 year old niece gave me a hockey stick and explained it was so that we could play hockey together. That made me smile.

__________________
--------
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey