Reading Aqua's post in the "What would you like to be doing right now?" thread. His reply was simply, "Sleeping." But the avatar shows a guy jerking off and blowing his load. Made me think, "Well, if you'd quit jerking off you may be able to fall asleep!" Was thinking the same thing about myself a couple of nights ago when I couldn't sleep.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus