I always tell Mr. Lixy, "It would behoove you to GET OUT as fast and as far away as you can".

Sometimes I find myself ranting about really stupid stuff (like...the vaccum cleaner sucking because it won't suck) and I ask Mr. Lixy if he's crazy for hanging around when I've just realized it's a week till dooms day and I'm surely PMSing at the present time. He'll look at the calender and suddenly remember there is a project he's been neglecting wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy out in the barn! Good Boy!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~