Hearing a story about a mom out with her boys and one of the boys dripping ranch sauce from a french fry onto his shirt. You really would have to hear the story to understand.

Listening to the above mentioned mom boil water for her dog because it looked "milky" coming out of the faucet and hearing her explain how she was going to put it on ice for him to drink.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus