Distracting?? You've got to be kidding! If he wants to push me over the edge, sucking my nipples at the same time is definitely the way.

Oh wait, you asked if I play with them. When I'm alone, yes. When he's with me, it's sooo much nicer if he tends to them.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~