I'm a do it yourself kind of guy. Hmmm, I wonder if there's any sort of correlation between my chosen car wash method and my lack of a sex life? Suppose if I switched to automatic car washes that I would have women surrounding me and "taking care of me" while I just sat there and relaxed?

Do you prefer white or wheat toast?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus