I need to get laid so damn badly so right now I'd like to be with an incredible woman alone in a romantic setting. We'd make love for an hour or so and then we would just absolutely fuck each other's brains out until we both collapsed of exhaustion. Then we'd wake up and do it all over again.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus