and after a recent string of dates gone bad and guys that don't understand what it means that you don't call back, I've decided to go into the greeting card business. I don't think Hallmark makes a card that says:

"I'm sorry. I can't see you anymore. I don't think we're a good match. You wear your pants like a plumber and I gave up crack years ago."

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