You slide your penis in, you pull your penis out.
You slide your penis in, and you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!


At least that's sort of how it goes if I remember correctly. Been an awfully long time for me.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus