A job well done tuning up the car this morning. Was just out with it a bit ago and at first I thought I had done an exceptional job as I noticed there was some moisture underneath her. I thought that perhaps my touch was so incredible that she had become a bit excited. Alas, I had only spilled a bit of washer fluid while filling her up. Oh well.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus