I'm not shooting for a successful relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very, very low. Basically I'm just looking for a mammal. That's my bottom line, and I'm really very flexible on that too.

~Jeanne Garafulo in Bye Bye Love~

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck